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oh

my entire life is a queue

your hair looks really good today

 

awwww-cute:

My friend had her daughters at a zoo when she heard, “Ma’am, there’s a lemur on your baby

awwww-cute:

My friend had her daughters at a zoo when she heard, “Ma’am, there’s a lemur on your baby

zealotarchaeologist:

i stepped on the scale today and it said “bat”

it took me a few seconds to realize it meant the battery was out, but before i realized that i just said “i am not a bat” out loud

kaliforhnia:

i have shitty days and all i have to do is think of u and my day instantly becomes better

batlock:

So.

Cards Against Humanity.

I’m a big fan. Well, I bought this.

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It’s great. It hold all of my shit. But it holds something else too.

If you have it, open your box.

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You see how I started to tear away at the top of the box there?

Do that.

Do it carefully.

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Holy shit.

There’s something in there. What could that be?

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There’s a card.

There is a card literally hidden in the top of the box.

But what card?

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I fucking love these people.

urulokid:

freddyskrueger:

toocooltobehipster:

3 year old death grip!

omfg

iM LAUGHING SO HARD BC THE BROTHER IS STARING AT HER LIKE “OMFG” AND SHES STANIDNG BACK THERE HOLDING HER HANDS LIKE “i never knew what i was capable of, my powers are here”

that-stupid-tardis-sound:

buckybarnesofficial:

that-stupid-tardis-sound:

our-disasterology:

that-stupid-tardis-sound:

don’t give a starfuck

Did that cost a starbuck?

nah it actually cost so much that i had to bring the money in with a startruck

coffee


some great input from tumblr user buckybarnesofficial

that-stupid-tardis-sound:

buckybarnesofficial:

that-stupid-tardis-sound:

our-disasterology:

that-stupid-tardis-sound:

don’t give a starfuck

Did that cost a starbuck?

nah it actually cost so much that i had to bring the money in with a startruck

coffee

some great input from tumblr user buckybarnesofficial

cunt3rparts:

it’s so cute when you talk to someone a lot and you notice your phrases slowly slipping into their vocabulary

(Source: counterpunks)

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