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Heya, I’m Min. I use they/them/their pronouns

I joined life in 1996 and tumblr in 2011. I mostly reblog dumb memes and anything that interests me

I have a second blog, @chewaask , where I like to answer any questions, give advice & reblog social work-related stuff (mostly neurodiversity and LGBTqia+)

If you’d like me to tag anything, feel free to send me an (anonymous) ask or message. You won’t have to explain yourself :)

beggars-opera:

lakevida:

beebascloset:

lakevida:

worlds loudest HELL YEAH BROTHER heard projecting from the back of this costco

I wanna be where you are

costco

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manywinged:

manywinged:

i know it’s an example of me taking idioms too literally, but the phrase ā€œwhen you have a hammer everything looks like a nailā€ never fails to make me imagine something like when that lion in madagascar starts hallucinating all his friends as slabs of steak

A closeup of Alex, the lion from the film Madagascar, staring in the direction of somewhere offscreen with a wide-eyed expression, as if frozen in shock. A hammer is edited into the image to look as if he's holding it up beside him.ALT
A generic background of rolling green grass hills against a pale blue sky, with cartoon nails with smiling faces and arms outstretched pasted across it.ALT

me when i have a hammer in my hand if i’m being fully honest

jaskierx:

losing my mind over ed at the privateering academy again

he’s been captured. his entire life has been upended. he’s been separated from nearly everyone he knows. he’s learned that izzy absolutely cannot be trusted. his face looks and feels entirely different bc he’s had to lose the beard. it’s a massive change to his reputation and lifestyle

and yet he’s fine. he’s happy, even. even before stede agrees to run away, he’s happy

because a short while ago he was about to watch stede die in front of him, and any situation where he’s managed to stop that happening can only be good. because even in the absolute shittiest of circumstances, a fresh start with stede is the only thing he wanted. because everyone from before, except stede, doesn’t know him as ed, and stede accepts him as he is. he can be whatever he wants to be. he can be his true self for the first time.

for an upsettingly brief period of time, he’s happy.

he just wants to fold his socks and kiss his boyfriend :(

batmanisagatewaydrug:

every day I get on here and see some post going “do not make an account on ZYLPPHONE, the hot new social media! it turns out making an account gives the creators (who are nazis) instant access to your bank account and also causes your pets to explode!” and this is all very baffling to me because I cannot believe anyone is actually fucking around with new social media platforms that shit sounds exhausting. if tumblr ever gives up and goes all the way under I will simply turn into a crab and go back to the sea you will not be finding my on zylophone

lantaniel:

a 3-panel comic by lantaniel. Nimona shouts, "Yo! I'm looking for the gay-coded villain" Ballister holds up his mechanical arm and responds, "a common misconception, I am the villain-coded gay" Nimona's eyes shine as she says, "Whoa! He is, he's just like me fr"ALT

and then they adopted each other and lived happily ever after, the end (HA)

so yeah, go watch Nimona, it’s great

grim-kitkat:

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Was still in a art mood, and wanted to do something homestuck. So managed to draw out a Aranea as well

corvidcall:

corvidcall:

i think stand up is the most autism form of comedy (complimentary)

oh, your job is to go around, repeating the same anecdotes with the exact same cadence and pacing and delivery in the hopes of getting a consistent reaction from groups of strangers? damn and here i was doing it for free like a chump

loveletterworm:

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Its still so funny that they even thought to put this in the game in the first place. Yeah sure to get 100% completion you have to actively break the terms of service on purpose. This is normal

fndungeonmom:

Manufacturer Instructions: name this device so you can easily access it from the menu options


Neurotypical Person: Kitchen Mini Oven


Neurodivergent Person: *panicking * oh shit… ummm… their name is Doris