my entire life is a queue š¤
this theme is called Catching Elephant and it looks pretty cool right? Andy Taylor made it. thank you for allowing me to use it
Heya, I’m Min. I use they/them/their pronouns
I joined life in 1996 and tumblr in 2011. I mostly reblog dumb memes and anything that interests me
I have a second blog, @chewaask , where I like to answer any questions, give advice & reblog social work-related stuff (mostly neurodiversity and LGBTqia+)
If you’d like me to tag anything, feel free to send me an (anonymous) ask or message. You won’t have to explain yourself :)
ARMOR WITH HARD SHELL, I AM GOING TO DEFEND MY HOMELAND.
worlds loudest HELL YEAH BROTHER heard projecting from the back of this costco
I wanna be where you are
costco
i know itās an example of me taking idioms too literally, but the phrase āwhen you have a hammer everything looks like a nailā never fails to make me imagine something like when that lion in madagascar starts hallucinating all his friends as slabs of steak
me when i have a hammer in my hand if iām being fully honest
Nimona (2023) + text posts
losing my mind over ed at the privateering academy again
he’s been captured. his entire life has been upended. he’s been separated from nearly everyone he knows. he’s learned that izzy absolutely cannot be trusted. his face looks and feels entirely different bc he’s had to lose the beard. it’s a massive change to his reputation and lifestyle
and yet he’s fine. he’s happy, even. even before stede agrees to run away, he’s happy
because a short while ago he was about to watch stede die in front of him, and any situation where he’s managed to stop that happening can only be good. because even in the absolute shittiest of circumstances, a fresh start with stede is the only thing he wanted. because everyone from before, except stede, doesn’t know him as ed, and stede accepts him as he is. he can be whatever he wants to be. he can be his true self for the first time.
for an upsettingly brief period of time, he’s happy.
he just wants to fold his socks and kiss his boyfriend :(
every day I get on here and see some post going “do not make an account on ZYLPPHONE, the hot new social media! it turns out making an account gives the creators (who are nazis) instant access to your bank account and also causes your pets to explode!” and this is all very baffling to me because I cannot believe anyone is actually fucking around with new social media platforms that shit sounds exhausting. if tumblr ever gives up and goes all the way under I will simply turn into a crab and go back to the sea you will not be finding my on zylophone
āØeverything is fossil-bleš¦“š¦
and then they adopted each other and lived happily ever after, the end
(HA)so yeah, go watch Nimona, itās great
Was still in a art mood, and wanted to do something homestuck. So managed to draw out a Aranea as well
i think stand up is the most autism form of comedy (complimentary)
oh, your job is to go around, repeating the same anecdotes with the exact same cadence and pacing and delivery in the hopes of getting a consistent reaction from groups of strangers? damn and here i was doing it for free like a chump
Its still so funny that they even thought to put this in the game in the first place. Yeah sure to get 100% completion you have to actively break the terms of service on purpose. This is normal
Manufacturer Instructions: name this device so you can easily access it from the menu options
Neurotypical Person: Kitchen Mini Oven
Neurodivergent Person: *panicking * oh shit… ummm… their name is Doris